HCOTN 170915

1. Buhari to Boko Haram: Release Chibok girls and get amnesty
Hephzibah: Hmmmm, I already suspected that 'Amnesty' would be the final answer...Choi choi, diarris God ooo.

2. Saraki faces false declaration
Hephzibah: I can already punch many holes in the CCB's claims but I'm very interested in fighting corruption, so I'll just shut my mouth. I wonder why theCCB is just talking about his tenure as a governor many years after...Anyway, #SiddonLook activated...

3. No more Naira devaluation - Buhari
Hephzibah: AMENNNNN!!!!!

4. Pastor, other jailed for fertilizer fraud in Ekiti
Hephzibah: I think there is a war against Christianity in the media. The second person is a Mallam but the headline conveniently made that 'other'...Not that I support a pastor committing fraud, though....

5. Bank profits set to fall over TSA.
Hephzibah: Hope that won't affect my dividends and the interest rates oooo. Can someone tell me the REAL value of this TSA?

6. MTN gets N34bn pay-TV license
Hephzibah: So, will that increase or reduce how much I pay for MTN calls? Does that result in a better TV experience for us?

7. Osun begins payment of workers' salaries
Hephzibah: I hope there'll be no more stories this time oooo

8. Crisis brews in PDP over planned reforms
Hephzibah: Seriously? Sigh!

9. Ezekwesili knocks Al-Makura over alleged assault on woman
Hephzibah: I'm just uncomfortable with the hype over assaulting a woman when the lady's brothers were also assaulted. Or is it okay to assault men?

10. Don't drop many players, Fuludu warns Siasia
Hephzibah: "Why? Hephzibah asks Fuludu"...Why shouldn't the coach do what needs to be done to turn his team around....

Please continue to keep our dear country in prayers, God knows we need it desperately. May God bless and preserve the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

HCOTN - 14/09/2015

1. Man, 27, remanded for biting off police officer’s ear
Hephzibah; Kai, I know police officers are amazing but if we all start biting off police officers' ears when they upset us, there'll soon be scarcity of police ears ooo. I hope the guy doesn't have rabies lest it becomes double wahala for .... This one was even allegedly breaking in...IG, please we need to start issuing ear protection to our officers...
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2. Osun lecturers storm Assembly, protest unpaid salaries
Hephzibah: Hmmmmm. Osun people, I'm sure Ogbeni's tenure will teach you to shine your eyes in the next elections. In the mean time, I pray that God will send you all help ooo...Ogbeni and his Speaker are birds of a father. Hmmmmmmm
3. NCC arrests 35 in Lagos over pirated movies, others
Hephzibah: Say no to piracy. Movie makers, please sell your movies at affordable prices.
4. Buhari: So far, not so good, says Balarabe Musa
Hephzibah: "...the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari is getting it right in the fight against corruption, but not on other aspects of the economy..." I agree with (b) and I don't agree with the bit about the fight against corruption. But hey, what does a "yarinya" like Hephzibah know when elders are talking...Issorait...
I pray this week will usher us into greater and mightier things. May God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.