Friday, 5 August 2016

GOVERNANCE 101

Governance 101 (According to those that will not be named)
1. Blame the past administration for everything that is going wrong, even if it is YOUR fault.
2. If the past administration was by people in your party, see no evil, hear no evil. If that doesn't work, blame the Federal Government (from the past administration) for "stifling opposition".
3. Take credit for ANYTHING that appears to be going right, though you have NO CLUE how they happened. If they go bad afterwards, PLAY DUMB or change topic to your selective anti-corruption campaign.
4. If your unwholesome acts are pointed out, just respond that the past administration did worse.
5. If there is public outcry against your policies/appointments, reverse yourself.
6. If all else fails, talk about how corrupt and clueless the past administration was...
"Sai...", Hephzibah, why are you like this na? Don't you know you shouldn't mention names? Do you want to issue yourself a red card?

Watchout for Opposition 101.

May God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. This Nigeria must work ooo.

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