(According to those that
will not be named)
1. Blame the past administration
for everything that is going wrong, even if it is YOUR fault.
2. If the past
administration was by people in your party, see no evil, hear no evil. If that
doesn't work, blame the Federal Government (from the past administration) for
"stifling opposition".
3. Take credit for
ANYTHING that appears to be going right, though you have NO CLUE how they
happened. If they go bad afterwards, PLAY DUMB or change topic to your
selective anti-corruption campaign.
4. If your unwholesome
acts are pointed out, just respond that the past administration did worse.
5. If there is public
outcry against your policies/appointments, reverse yourself.
6. If all else fails,
talk about how corrupt and clueless the past administration was...
"Sai...",
Hephzibah, why are you like this na? Don't you know you shouldn't mention
names? Do you want to issue yourself a red card?
Watchout for Opposition
101.
May God bless the
Federal Republic of Nigeria. This Nigeria must work ooo.
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