OPPOSITION 101

   
     1. Whatever the party in power is doing, don't try to understand it; just take the opposite   position..."Opposit" is in both "opposite" and "opposition", abi?

2. When people in your party are called to give account of their stewardship, just start chanting "WITCH HUNT" without checking if they have a case to answer or not...

3. Politicise EVERYTHING, even matters that have to do with national security or the sovereignty of your nation.

4. If there is an outbreak of a disease that could easily become an epidemic, make sure you milk political gain for your party, however way.

5. In the states/LG where your party is in power, ensure that every time you plant a tree, it is celebrated in the media.

6. Ensure you have a few journalists on your payroll to ensure your party ALWAYS comes out smelling as roses.

7. When you have a congress/convention that is not democratic, find a way to blame the government for formenting trouble in your party.

8. Use new media (blogs, Facebook, Twitter etc) to propagate the unsubstantiated incorruptible stature of your main man and to spread rumours about government policies. If you like, go on air and tell us how the president is THINKING of doing XYZ (When they say it is only witches and wizards that fly on a broom now, you'll be making noise). Feel free to also social media to twist the words of the party in power.

9. Encourage young men and women to insult elected officials who are old enough be their grandfathers/grandmothers but cry FOUL if such treatments are meted out to the ELDERS of your party.

 

I had a different #9 but after trying to post thrice without success, I guess I need to delete it, lol.

 If you think this is what opposition is about, I'm seriously concerned about you. You need Jesus oooo.

 If you will remain in the opposition, you need to remember that the focus is building a better nation. This is a satire ooooo. I hope those that believe that all is fair in war and love (and politics) will repent. Propaganda is an ill wind that does NO ONE good.

 

May the Lord bless and prosper the Federal Republic of Nigeria.