HCOTN 29122016

Hephzibah's Commentary on Today's News

1. NHRC asks security agencies to stop herdsmen from killing innocent people.

Hephzibah : Are they allowed to kill 'guilty' people?  Why are our security agencies looking the other way while herdsmen are killing anyone they feel like?  Sigh!

2. Many blind candidates collide to cheat at exams - WAEC.

Hephzibah : I don't understand this article.  What is COLLIDE doing in this gist?  Sigh!

3. Police foil bid to bomb 3rd Mainland Bridge in Lagos.

Hephzibah : This gives a serious cause for concern.  Yesterday,  a BH member was arrested in Lagos,  today it's this.  Abeg oooo.

4. Nigerian Pastor loses $5m to Ponzi scheme.

Hephzibah : Hmmmm.  All I know is that my cousin,  MMM (Mudashiru Motolani Makanjuola) is back.  I don't know if Pastor's money is with him sha... Ntoin...

5. Nurse pulls off baby's hand during delivery.

Hephzibah : *Adds checking out Nurse's "muscles" to list of things to check when choosing hospitals for delivery*
I am kuku not understanding how this happened... Sigh!

6. Dogs disappear as Ekiti residents resort to canine meat.

Hephzibah : Meanwhile,  my uncle has a Special Assistant for Stomach Infrastructure... What a wawu!

7. Family loses 3 children locked in a room by their mother to fire.

Hephzibah : Ah!  I wonder why the mother locked them up like this. Doesn't sound good to me ooo

8. Davido celebrates Christmas with N80m 2017 Range Rover

Hephzibah : Meanwhile,  somewhere in Lagos,  Hephzibah Oyinda is looking for someone that has 1 million Naira they are not using.  Is that gewd?

9. China: We will be on Mars by the end of 2020.

Hephzibah : Meanwhile,  Nigeria is still battling silliness and pettiness... Sigh!

10. Omeruo will explode like Moses, says coach Obuh.

Hephzibah : Coach Obuh, why do you want Omeruo to explode?  Do you mean him well?  Lol.  I hope his career soars, though, and hopefully he shines on his own (not necessarily like Moses).

Please keep praying for our country.  Continue to contribute your quota to national development.  May God continue to bless,  prosper and preserve the Federal Republic of Nigeria.