HCOTN 09122016

Hephzibah's Commentary on Today's News
1. Tiwa Savage, Teebilz unite again

Hephzibah: Hmmmm... Una don learn,  Naija people?  Don't poke your nose in husband and wife matter. Okay?

2. NSE, EFCC stop N20m capital market fraud

Hephzibah: I wish we had more information about how the fraudsters were able to get access to the late Prof's shares.  That will be helpful for the rest of us to learn.

3. NERC fines TCN N47.6m for infractions

Hephzibah: I don't think the power distribution companies are serious.  They are complaining about "low tariffs" when they have not provided the utility they are currently being paid for.  Where in the world does one provide terrible services then ask consumers to pay more?  Biko,  park well...

4. We won’t consider 2017 budget until MTEF is passed – Senate

Hephzibah: Uncle Bukola,  please can you throw more light on this MTEF?  All this "empty" talk you people are sharing upandan,  not that we will start hearing budget padding and other related terms o.
The happy thing is that the President has sent a letter that includes the proposals and plans to lead the country out of the recession.  I am waiting for the President's speech at the joint session of the National Assembly.  Not the one that one Peter Obi will go and give one speech that will take the shine off the President's speech o.  Erm,  please Ndi-speech writers,  remember to pass the speech through plagiarism checks o.  Thanks a bunch.

5. From friendship to Maxtivity

Hephzibah: This is the kind of friendship I endorse.  Not the one that you people will huddle for trouble.  They spent five years researching before opening shop.  Wow.

6. Falcons reject Dalung’s appeal, continue protest

Hephzibah: Seriously, the Sports ministry has no plans of paying these women?  Which kind of ministry is this one o?  Whose uncle is putting on red beret upandan?  Please come and collect him,  he is embarrassing us...

My people, let's keep praying.  Let's not burn bridges because tomorrow is pregnant with some level of uncertainty. Let's stay prayerful,  watchful and hopeful.  Let's learn lessons from Tiwa and TeeBillz. After breaking the internet with their drama,  they are codedly trying out counselling (I'm happy for them).  Meanwhile, some people whom neither Tiwa nor TeeBillz have ever heard about fought their close allies over the matter.  Let's find ways to cohabit peaceably with others, particularly if they are not trying to defraud you. May God bless, keep and prosper the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Good morning.

Links
1. Tiwa and TeeBillz Gist - http://adf.ly/1gXW8D

2. Stolen and recovered shares gist - http://adf.ly/1gXWh3

3. NERC,  TCN,  Power gist - http://adf.ly/1gXXDg

4. MTEF and Budget Gist - http://adf.ly/1gXYCl

5. Maxtivity gist - http://adf.ly/1gXYen

6. Falcons gist - http://adf.ly/1gXZ6v