Hephzibah: I
think this statement from a comment on the Punch article says it as I see it -
"Well, if Buhari nor like Emefiele face again, he can simply Ita-Ekpenyong
him away and may be Emir Munammad Sanusi II can come back and become Sanusi
Lamido Sanusi one more time! Them still dey sell bow tie…just in
case!"
2. Buhari fires
CSO over supremacy battle with ADC
Hephzibah:
Another comment captures my thoughts succinctly - "I just wish say my dear
president go soon do one serious, correct, beta achievement wey go wow all
Nigerians and get them give him a rousing ovation rather than all these ‘hire and fire’ things that
doesn’t directly touch the lives of Nigerians other than generate more
tribal isshes." Well said. If Baba wanted to do it well, he should have
fired both the ADC and the CSO...Shi ke nan!
3. PDP chiefs
clash over new INEC boss
Hephzibah: So,
who should we believe and why? Chief Olisa Metuh, where is the minutes of
meeting Mr Ibrahim Jalo is asking for? Mr Ibrahim Jalo, I hope there is no
hanky panky from your end o? Chief Olisa Metuh raised some valid points, even
if he is not truly speaking on behalf of the party. I genuinely hope Mrs Zakari
is independent enough to head INEC...What are they doing to close the gaps
identified during the March/April elections ahead of the governorship elections
in Bayelsa and Kogi states?
4. APC crisis:
Warring groups may call Buhari’s bluff
Hephzibah:
After wasting about 5 minutes reading an annoyingly lengthy article, I arrived
at the same conclusion as this Punch commenter - "Heeeeeeey eh! These
people are busy fighting over positions and the masses are suffering at the
fuel stations, naira is now 230 to a dollar!!!. From the look of things,
nothing has really CHANGED!!!"
5. NFF fires
Keshi, Amodu takes over
Hephzibah: So,
is that #Change, #Recycling or #SameOfTheSame? No time/interest to read the
article...:D
6. Buhari to
reopen cases of political killings, others
Hephzibah: Okay
oo, Baba; we don hear...Again another Punch comment to the rescue -
"Buhari wants to do this, Buhari will do that; yet nothing seems to be
happening. Given the calibre of people he is appointing into his government;
his chances of accomplishing nothing is really high. Some of the appointees
have not been known to be innovative or to have given good accounts of
themselves in their previous appointments."
We pray that
the Lord will intervene and use them for good, inspite of their track records.
7. Why I
revoked contracts awarded by my predecessor —Badaru
Hephzibah:
Hmmm...I'm interested in how the 1 billion Naira will be recovered. I hope the
new contractor is truly more competent and trusted sha...Anyway, time will
tell.
8. Policeman brutalises
Lagos driver
Hephzibah: The
policeman's name is [Read the article in The Punch newspaper to find out].
Police, why na? Why can't you embrace #Change? Isn't the police our friend
again? Breaking someone's head because he dented your car then asking for
forgiveness...Why?
9. Military
take over security in Anambra prison
Hephzibah: It's
about time. And please, no "accidental" jailbreaks. Some are already
claiming that this is a tactical way to import BH terrorists to Southern
Nigeria. Please, prove them wrong. Thanks.
10. We’re closing in
on Boko Haram – FG/FG open to negotiations with Boko Haram
Hephzibah:
Please can someone explain to me why the FG is negotiating with Boko Haram if
they are closing in on them. I pray that God will help Nigeria win this war
against terrorism. Let me end it here before I start ranting again...God will
help us.
11. Nigerians
buy fuel for N120 per litre
Hephzibah:
That's 33 Naira (37.93%) above the pump price. Baba, what's the FG going to do
about it?
12. Herdsmen kill
two students in Jos school
Hephzibah: This
Punch sef...Headline says two students killed, article says one student killed,
another injured and farmer killed. Please, hire me as your editor and let the
current editor be my deputy joor, lol.
Anyway, this is
a comment I wish I could like a million times - "The excuse given by the
security spokesperson for not providing security to the people is reckless,
irresponsible and unacceptable. Would they have accepted it if they people had
opted to cede?"
13. ‘Kano
Christians not barred from churches’
Hephzibah: But
they are not permitted to buy food from food sellers during Ramadan, right?
Seriously, we need to talk about the adoption of Sharia law by some Northern
states...The application is inconsistent with many sections of the Nigerian
Constitution...
Meanwhile, this
"Breaking News" is annoying me...Why is it "breaking news"
that Chile beat Argentina to win Copa America? By my definition, breaking news
is when I hear that a basket of tomatoes now sells at 20 Naira, lol.
Enjoy your day.
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