HCOTN 210715

1. Obama okays Buhari’s agenda for defeating Boko Haram
Hephzibah: Yeah, and that wins the war against terror. An "okay" from a country that spent 10 years catching 1 terrorist with no "dead body" to show. Yeah, thanks. Baba, please stop the killings and don't tell us about "Amnesty" for the insurgents oooo...
How come "Buhari's election is the first democratic power transition in decades..."? Do these people realise that they're indirectly giving credit to President Jonathan and dissing Pa OBJ? Well...

2. DSS invasion of my house unlawful – Ex-Sultan
Hephzibah: Erm, Pa Dasuki, no vex. All these Dasukis sef. Mr. Sambo Dasuki, please go to court ooooo. I'm not feeling all these media trials oooo. Northern "elders", why didn't you tell the DSS not to invade Papa and Pikin's houses?

3. Wike visited twice but never met me –CJN
Hephzibah: We'll soon know if he truly met you or not... Meanwhile, I thought Chief Wike claimed to have met him the second time and discussed the appointment of a substantive Chief Judge for Rivers State? We are watching ooooo.

4. EFCC set to probe Jonathan’s ministers, aides
Hephzibah: Finally, the well paid EFCC officials are TRYING to do their jobs. Let the revelations begin (I hope). And please, do YOUR JOB (that you've taken from the ICPC) in a professional manner. Don't let any case be thrown out due to technical hitches. When you're done with Jonathan's ministers/aides, please move on to Yar'Adua's ministers/aides. Then, move on to Obasanjo's ministers/aides. I'll have asked that you go back to 1960 but I know a good law is not retroactive (not that it mattered to General Buhari's retroactive law that executed young men for crimes that were committed before the law came into effect). Please, no media trials, EFCC. Except it can be proven to be the most cost effective route, NO PLEA BARGAINING. In fact, we should amend the ICPC Act to include the blacklisting of public officials who have been convicted for corruption. They should NEVER be allowed to participate in partisan/non-partisan politics and/or public enterprises ever and there should be no opportunity for being granted pardon by a public official!

5. New army chief warns troops against cowardice, indiscipline
Hephzibah: Oga sir, they've heard. We'll also like to warn you sir against embezzling their allowances and under-equipping them for their assignments. Thank you Chief!

6. Why I won’t form cabinet until September –Buhari
Hephzibah: So, the economy can continue on a downward spiral, ehn? What's special about September? We don't need NEW RULES of conduct and good governance, Baba; the EXISTING RULES are good enough! Why didn't you include this in your campaign promises, Baba? May God help us... Please someone should tell me how to get to the ROBOT at the desk Baba has purportedly created so Nigerians can reach him DIRECTLY...

7. A. NGF: APC to reject Fayose as deputy chair
B. Fayose attacks Obasanjo for criticising Jonathan
Hephzibah: Sigh! Pa OBJ, please can you and Governor Fayose submit yourselves for DNA tests? I suspect that Mr. Fayose may be your son...

8. Gbajabiamila faction rejects Dogara’s zoning of principal offices
Hephzibah: People, when are you going to resume at The National Assembly? Has the "stress" of Ramadan reduced? What a "Change"!

9. Fears over health of Jonathan’s Chief Security Officer
Hephzibah: DSS! Nothing must happen to Mr. Obua oooo. I heard the man is diabetic! It is in everyone's interest that the man remains alive and is present in court to defend himself...

10. Tribute to the LASTMA official who died on duty
Hephzibah: And the man died! I pray that God will comfort the loved ones he left behind.

11. NFF summons Siasia, Falcons coach
Hephzibah: Ah, wetin happen? NFF, we are watching you oooo.

12. Osun APC lacks economic ideas, says PDP
Hephzibah: I agree. I think it's time for Ogbeni to relieve himself of his duty lest his people give him the calabash...

I am praying for my nation. I hope you are doing the same?

Enjoy your day.