Hephzibah:
Congrats, I hope it's the real bank robbers that were arrested ooo. Baba Ibeji,
bhet why na? I pray we'll hear more of this. I also support the move to fire
the lead policeman who was accused of "tactical porosity" (chai, see
grammar). That is quite impressive. More arrests please (Just make sure it's the
true robbers that are being arrested...)
2. EFCC summons
120 Ogun teachers over N200m loan
Hephzibah: Ha!
Come and see Nigerian wonder...How can one get a loan from a financial
institution that one does not have an account with? Meanwhile, who bears the
cost of transportation for a summon by EFCC? The commission or the
person/people being summoned? Erm, EFCC, please summon the bank officials
too...They need to provide incontrovertible evidence that the teachers took the
said loan...There are enough bank frauds to make me believe the teachers but
let's see how it goes...
3. Obey party’s directive,
Gbajabiamila tells Dogara
Hephzibah: And
this is breaking news? Sigh! Punch, Punch, Punch, how many times did I call
your name sakes? Breaking news is anything on the same scale of importance as a
basket of tomatoes selling at 20 Naira or having all national refineries at
full capacity at the same time...I'm going to protest by not reading or
commenting on the article...
4. Police to
quiz Ekweremadu over ‘forged’ Senate rules
Hephzibah: It
appears to me that Chief Olisa Metuh is fast learning how propaganda works from
the chief propagandist himself, Chief Lai Mohammed. In an ironic twist, it
appears Chief Lai Mohammed is also fast learning how to respond to propaganda
from Chief Olisa Metuh. I'm wondering why police would choose to quiz only
Senator Ekweremadu but let's just watch how this unfolds...
5. Siasia to
contest Bayelsa gov
Hephzibah: Why
are these news people like this na? They even put Samson Siasia's picture, only
to confess that it's his brother that is contesting...Una well done oooo
He wants to
contest on the platform of PDP and claims he'll create 20,000 jobs. (I think I
heard something like that in the build-up to the March/April general elections
but no one seems to be saying anything about it again...Chai). One of the
commenters is asking for the N30,000 June salary for unemployed graduates and
the N5,000 June allowance for others. Baba, any response to that?
6. APC tasks
new INEC boss on electoral reforms
Hephzibah:
Madam INEC, please get busy with the electoral reforms. The monumental fraud
that brought in this administration should not be allowed to repeat itself,
please. Introducing measures that disenfranchise registered voters and remaining
uncompromising is not an improvement, it is a setback...I am still stunned that
GEJ looked on and allowed that to happen. Please let's see #Change there. I'm
still stunned that Bauchi had as many accredited registered voters as Lagos,
inspite of the insurgency...There are abacradabras here and there, with some
Returning Officers writing results under "special
circumstances"...There are a lot of gaps before the next set of elections,
ma'am.
7. A’Ibom elders
ask gov to curb cultism
Hephzibah: Why
can't these Punch people write "Akwa-Ibom" or "Government"
in full? See how 'textspeak' is eroding the quality of journalism? Sigh!
Anyway, Government has heard you, dear Akwa-Ibom elders. I'll also like to ask
what YOU are doing to curb cultism...
8. S’Court affirms
ex-employee’s life sentence for attempted murder
Hephzibah: Me,
I don't understand the technicalities of this case ooo. I suspect that it was
the actions of these people that triggered the medical condition that led to
the death of the victim na. Bhet, who am I to challenge the Justices of the
Supreme Court? And why can't these people write Supreme Court in full?
May the Lord
comfort the family that the victim left behind...Wicked people everywhere...May
the Lord guide us in our dealings with other human beings...
9. Tribunal:
Melaye accuses Tinubu of backing Adeyemi at A’Court
Hephzibah:
Senator Melaye, please face your lane and deliver dividends of democracy to
your constituency. Please let Chief Tinubu lick his wounds in peace. Punch,
these your abbreviations are distracting me...
10. SSANU
rejects NUC moves to stop staff schools’ funding
Hephzibah: I
think those Staff Schools should be run like other primary and secondary
schools. The Dons should pay for their kids' education like the rest of us...Maybe
a bit subsidized, though...
11. Save Ijaw
language from extinction’
Hephzibah: Why?
I believe languages should evolve as people evolve. If the Old English was not
saved from extinction, why should the Ijaw (or Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa or
Bachama) language be saved from extinction? If no one wants to speak the
language anymore, I think we should let it go...
It's another
beautiful day and a golden opportunity to contribute your own quota. Please
make the day count and don't forget to pray for the peace and prosperity of
your country.
Enjoy the day.
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